I am the preacher, I'm on TV
God has cable and he is watching me
Tune in on Sunday mornings at then
I can save you if you just send in:
Five hundred dollars to save a single soul
It doesn't really matter if you're young or if you're old
We need a
Cosmic Funeral lyrics

Winged Disciples Of The Nocturn Dream
Descend Upon The Fortress Of The Tyrants Creed
In Their Search For Mi
ll the money to fight the holy war
So if you are a sinner, well, you'd better send some more
I am the preacher's wife, I am looking fine
cause God loves me--I'm younger all the time
These diamonds and pearls, they came from above
And you will feel the love, write to us care of:
Make Over lyrics

I can't believe what you did to me
Down on my knees and I need to break free
All these years, you violated me

I don't kno
Five hundred dollars to save a single soul
It doesn't really matter if you're young or if you're old
We need all the money to buy the holy wine
So if you are a sinner, well, you'd better not waste time
I am the new age guru of the day
I can heal you with everything I say
Come 
Greener Pastures lyrics

Go ahead, get out and see the world 
But then I think, why should I 
I'd rather stay home and cry
I never thought that I could
to the center, buy my video
Join the family, come on, let go!
Of five hundred dollars to save a single soul
It doesn't really matter if you're young or if you're old
You need to give the money to find your inner peace
And you will reach enlightenment within eleven weeks.